Come here . . . but not so close that
THEY can reach you. Not so close that
THEY can whisper their secrets into your ear.
THEY know the frailty of our minds, and the
joy of perverting sanity. THEY long to share
their stories of how the human race falls, of
sacrificed princes, and of mad women roaming
the streets of lost cities. THEY have tales
to tell of murder, mystery, magic, and of
things you cannot see.
THEY want you to listen. THEY want you to know.
Now come here. But not too close ...
or the tentacles will find you.
- strange last words of the mysterious Edward J.
the book of tentacles
is a fun collection of "weird tales" and poems
covering a wide range of genres ... showcasing
the many flavors of
tentacles.
The tentacles have arrived. And they're extra squishy.
Now available!.
Reviews ....
April 2010 review by Flo Stanton
official Table of Contents
- 1: INTRO by Scott Virtes
- 2: "A Ladys Quick Reference Note on the Tentacle" Camille Alexa
- 3: "Call of the Bailiff" Matthew Bey
- 4: "Professor Hilliards Electric Lantern" Robert J. Santa
- 5: "Lab Assistant" Marge Simon
- 6: "A Quiet Neighborhood" Laura J. Underwood
- 7: "In the Octopuss Garden" James Dorr
- 8: "Drosera" Joshua Gage
- 9: "The Temple of Squoad" Steve Goble
- 10: "A Ferrylouper at Stenness" Christopher M. Cevasco
- 11: "Cascade" Cathy Buburuz
- 12: "Hideki and the Giant Squid" Mark Lee Pearson
- 13: "Mishmash: From the Case File of DragonEye, PI" Karina Fabian
- INTERLUDE: Weird Art
- 14: "long and black in the middle of the night" Sharon Bray
- 15: "Low Life" Clinton Lawrence
- 16: "P6 is Burning" Scott Virtes
- 17: "Slight Pudgy Writer Seeks Foreign Entanglement" Tyree Campbell
- 18: "What Did She Know of Love" Terrie Leigh Relf
- 19: "Taking Root" Rob Brooks
- 20: "Sucker Punch" Mark Onspaugh
- 21: "The Little Sea Maid" Kendall Evans & Stephen M. Wilson
- 22: "One Big Drinker" Billy Wong
- 23: "To See" Jim Ehmann
- 24: "Mr Octopus Hands" Brian Rosenberger
- 25: "Dead Wait" Carl Hose
- 26: "Jar of Peaches" Terry Hickman
- 27: "The Mantle of Power" Matt Betts
- 28: "Blood Amber" Keyan Bowes
- 29: "Ink and Shadows" Kali Black
- 30: "Azure Doom" William Blake Vogel III
- 31: "The Signal" Aurelio Rico Lopez III
- 32: OUTRO by Edward Cox
- Cover Art & Design: "A Chance of Tentacles" by Scott Virtes
Editor's quick note: I know that most of the "stuff" on this website is
from me, but that's mostly because I'm the only guy I don't have to ask
for permission to use my work. I hope to have a lot of fun new content
for you in the next few weeks. -SV